News from Teyvat and beyond
Breaking News
December 3, 2023
Oh, Furina, with your eyes like constellations and a smile that could outshine the sun itself! Your elegance could rival the most breathtaking of landscapes in all of Teyvat. The way you wield your vision, it's as if the very heavens themselves have bestowed their blessings upon you.
Politics
December 13, 2023
The bomb maker was taken into custody Tuesday afternoon.
December 1, 2023
Jake Paul was arrested Thursday by Ohio State Troopers after allegedly holding a girl at gun point on Thursday.
Science
November 30, 2023
Scientsts at CERN confirmed Wednesday that family man Peter Griffin successfully crossed between dimensions after being hit by a polymolecular truck within the Large Hadron Collider.
November 20, 2023
Chairman Xi Jinping's arrival in San Fransico was underscored by the stark lack of homeless people the bustling shantytown that is San Francisco.
November 19, 2023
After Andrew Tate's arrest by Romanian authorities, the 'top-G' began posting pictures of himself with fictional anime-style female characters, baffling both his followers and detractors alike.
Business
November 17, 2023
Colonel Misato Katsuragi, head of operations at NERV, met with legendary chicken guru Gustavo Fring on Friday as part of an international collaboration to become the sole supplier of food to NERV facilities.
November 14, 2023
Faux News earlier today released a scathing report detailing numerous sexual harassment complaints levied by female White House guests against 'Creepy' Joe Biden.
