GENEVA (RGC) — Scientsts at CERN confirmed Wednesday that family man Peter Griffin successfully crossed between dimensions after being hit by a polymolecular truck within the Large Hadron Collider. Officials on-site were reportedly ‘baffled’ when the man re-entered our dimension accompanied by two woman dressed similarily to French maids.

At press time, Congress unanimously passed a $50 billion spending bill to increase funding for interdimensional CERN research, though, when questioned, several Republican congressmen quickly distanced themselves from the subject.