ALBUQUERQUE (RGC) — Colonel Misato Katsuragi, head of operations at NERV, met with legendary chicken guru Gustavo Fring on Friday as part of an international collaboration to become the sole supplier of food to NERV facilities.

Leading Republicans on X, formerly known as Twitter, celebrated the partnership as a sign of the U.S. hegemony in the global arms trade.

“This partnership is bound to produce great results surpassing Reagan’s crack project in 1984!” said one Republican representative, who deleted the post shortly after recieving a wave of criticism from his colleagues.

At press time, Col. Katsuragi reportedly put 14-year-old Shinji Ikari to work cooking ‘20003 km/h of methê.’