ROME (RGC) — Notorious bomb maker monomously known as Klee was arrested Tuesday afternoon by Italian authorties after an explosion rocked the hallowed grounds of the Vatican. Klee was a member of the Knights of Favonius delegation to the Italian Senate prior to the incident. A scheduled meeting between the two parties over another incident, occuring over the popular video call service Zoom during the COVID-19 lockdown, has been indefintely postposed until the pending investigation against Klee resolves.

“She’s just a little girl, come on. I’ll make sure that she’ll never do it again,” said Jean Gunnhildr, acting Grandmaster of the Knights of Favonius, to RGC.

“We’re just glad that we stopped her before she did any more damage,” said a spokesperson for Rome’s police in a press release.”Who would’ve thought someone so little could blow a hole right through the Vatican’s gates?”

At press time, another explosion shook the police station where police say Klee was being held. Her whereabouts are currently unknown. Rome’s police chief declined to comment on the matter.