WASHINGTON (RGC) — Faux News earlier today released a scathing report detailing numerous sexual harassment complaints levied by female, animated White House guests against ‘Creepy’ Joe Biden. Hours after the report, the White House issued a press release categorically denying the allegations.

“Yeah, we knew that he does this [stuff] with real people, but with fictional young girls, too? Honestly, who could’ve predicted this?” said a White House official, who was not authorized to publicly speak on the matter.

An informal poll conducted by Dew Research shortly after showed the incumbent president’s approval rating dropping a further 200 points.